Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't

I wonder how many people have this tattooed on their bootie, ankle, or in a big heart on their bicep (where it used to say MOM). I guess those of you who had MOM tattooed on your big ol' bicep started to fell silly about it when people teased you about being a momma's boy or momma's girl, but don't worry, I won't tease you.

How many of you have seen the famous octopimpy tattoo? I can't believe that our friends at google don't have it indexed yet. How are they going to take over the world if they don't even have a picture of octopimpy? The best I could find was this (when searching for octopimp):
I don't know about you, but that doesn't look pimpy at all to me. That looks like octo-barbeque-skewer-through-your-head-y. I hope no one has that tattooed on the small of their back. About the only cool thing about that picture is that the octopus has 8 legs. Everything else is pretty much kindergarten work.

I wonder if Suri Cruise will be getting a tattoo like this one??? Ha, Ha, Ha, ha, ha.

This is a bumpus test.

I can't help but try this. I just checked to see what the top searches are for on technorati. Here they are:
Steve Irwin, Facebook, Kampusch, Suri Cruise, Pinky, Path to 9/11.

So, here is my experiment. If I write these terms over and over will my blog be an overnight success? Let's see: Steve Irwin, Facebook, Kampusch, Suri Cruise, Pinky, Path to 9/11, Steve Irwin, Facebook, Kampusch, Suri Cruise, Pinky, Path to 9/11, Steve Irwin, Facebook, Kampusch, Suri Cruise, Pinky, Path to 9/11, Steve Irwin, Facebook, Kampusch, Suri Cruise, Pinky, Path to 9/11, Steve Irwin, Facebook, Kampusch, Suri Cruise, Pinky, Path to 9/11, Steve Irwin, Facebook, Kampusch, Suri Cruise, Pinky, Path to 9/11, Steve Irwin, Facebook, Kampusch, Suri Cruise, Pinky, Path to 9/11, Steve Irwin, Facebook, Kampusch, Suri Cruise, Pinky, Path to 9/11, Steve Irwin, Facebook, Kampusch, Suri Cruise, Pinky, Path to 9/11, Steve Irwin, Facebook, Kampusch, Suri Cruise, Pinky, Path to 9/11, Steve Irwin, Facebook, Kampusch, Suri Cruise, Pinky, Path to 9/11, Steve Irwin, Facebook, Kampusch, Suri Cruise, Pinky, Path to 9/11, Steve Irwin, Facebook, Kampusch, Suri Cruise, Pinky, Path to 9/11, Steve Irwin, Facebook, Kampusch, Suri Cruise, Pinky, Path to 9/11, Steve Irwin, Facebook, Kampusch, Suri Cruise, Pinky, Path to 9/11, Steve Irwin, Facebook, Kampusch, Suri Cruise, Pinky, Path to 9/11.

Okay. I'll update tomorrow with how many people searched for these "top terms". If anyone reads this who was looking for an insightful composition on the beauty of Suri Cruise, feel free to leave me a rant in the comments. You won't find anything about Suri Cruise here, and you definitely won't find any insightful compositions here. If you want those, then just hit the next blog button and get off my turf.

I'm Official

Do you remember when you were in 6th grade and you had to do all those fitness tests? If you did well, then you got a certificate with the president's seel on it? Well, that was to tell you that your certificate was official, or in other words, that the president was up late the night before pasting seels onto certificates for 50,000 6th graders across the country. Back then, presidents sure did know how to serve the people. These days, I can't even get the prez to answer my emails.

Anyway, I thought that I should tell you that I'm official because I got a seal today for my blogging homepage. This is huge. It's not like these things grow on trees. I'm not sure which president of which country was up all night making this, but I sure do appreciate it. Anyway, here it is:

The observant among you will notice the initials F.O.E. on the bird's scrooll. Do you know what that means? I wasn't exactly sure, so I googled it and found out that it means lots of things, like:

1. Friends of Earth
2. Fraternal Order of Eagles
3. Fight the Obesity Epidemic
4. Friends Or Enemies

So, let's see, which one of these do I want? #4 just sounds confused. #3 is too controversial. I mean, a lot of people don't want to fight obesity so I might lose some friends if I take a hard stand against it. #2 is cool because eagles are cool, but I'm not even sure that that bird is an eagel. So, I guess that leaves me with good ol' #1. This is the best option because I'm often told that I'm #1. I'm often first in long lines and I am the first to read my new posts.

There you have it. It's official: I'm number 1!!!!