Have You Had Your ASCII for TOday???

this post has to be in courier because default font is no good for ASCII art.
when you look at these two pears, which one looks realer? easy question, right? okay, now try this. get your face really close to the screen and go cross-eyed until the two pears merge into one.

then, close your eyes and push on them lightly (NOTE: DO THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK. DON'T BLAME ME WHEN YOU GO POKING YOUR EYEBALLS OUT AND GO BLIND JUST TO BE COOL). OKAY, when you poke your eyes (LIGHLYT), you should see the pear in 3-D, but it might be different colors. See, that's why ASCII art is so dang cool.

If that doesn't convince you, then try this one out:

Pretty cool, right? Believe it or not, that stallion is made of simple characters! You can't really tell it in this version because it's like a copy of a copy of a copy. It's like your little sister's MP3 files that have been resampled so many times that they all sound the same (or is that just because you're getting old and all that "rock'n'roll" sounds the same to you). Anyway, here's my ascii art contribution of the day:

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<<<<<<<<< <<<<<<<<<<<< <<<<<<<<<<<>>>> >>>>>>>>> ////////// ///// ////////////////////////////// ///////////////////// ///// ///////// // //////////////// //////////// ///////////////DS
IOJDFI L;ASDFO ;IASDFL;IJASDFO;IAS DFLJAOSDFAL; SDFJO;L KJAFSDOIF UWELKRJAWE
RUIWEO FJI;;ASELIF;JWEIO JWEF*********************** ********** *******************
********** ************** ********** *************** ***************************<<<<<<
<<<<<<<<<<<< <<<<<<< <<<< <<<<<<<<<<<< <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
<<<<<<<<<<<<< <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

cAN you see it? Hint: you might have to go crosseyed and then push on your eyeballs a little bit for best effect. Your monitor might not be good enough to see it either. Please note, this image is copywrtten by yours truly, pro_blogger. If you want to use it for your own stuff then you'll have to send me some serious coin or make your own.