First Post!!!

So, how do you like my new digs?

I bet you've never seen a blog with this layout have yoU? I'm pretty sure it's one of the rarer (is that even a word?!?) ones in the blogger solar system. did you know that "they" are arguing over what a planet is still? How long have we known about planets and they can't even decide if one of the planets is a planet. Well, this blog is kind of like a planet in the solar system of blogs. Except, "they" will never take away my planet status because I'm here to stay and I'm not going anywhere.

So, I thought I should start out with an introduction. I can't give you my name because I saw that program on Dateline that talked about stalkers on myspace and the internet, and I don't want to get stalked. Instead, this website is going to be kind of like a game where I write all sorts of things about myself, and you guys (and girls) try to figure out who I am. It's kind of like this poor old lady that got totally screwed over by AOL.

I'm not saying that I'm a lady (I'm not), or that I'm poor (poor is relative anyway). I'm just saying that AOL is not for me and they don't even let dead people unsubscribe from their service.

Anyway, the point here is not that AOL sucks and I'm not going to write about that ever again (promise). Really, the point of this blog is to describe my journey through the rest of the blog solar system. Some people call it the blogosphere, but I haven't read anything suggesting that it's a sphere, so I'm sticking with my solar system analogy. So, I'm like the mars rover thing, except that I'm human and I go to more planets than just mars. Mmmkay? Mmmkay.

So much for my introduction. Tomorrow I'll have my FIRST REAL POST!!! (unless my boss catches me doing this at work).