Am I a Blogger?

That [Next Blogg>>] button is too tempting. Today, I was sent to "Am I a blogger?"

I think that's a great questions that each of us has to ask someone sometimes (including ourselves right now).

The answer to that questions probably takes about 5, 000 words. Using Google's currency converter, 10,000 words = 1 picutre. So, I'll "borrow" 5 pictures from "Am I a blogger?" and you can draw your own conclusions. Here we go:

Random picture of a sign about "English computers." Does that make you a blogger? No. Are you trying to make fun of the English or something? I don't get it. Brits are people too.

Picture of cool-a$$ bus. Does that make you a blogger? Yes, especially if you rode on it.

Picture of down-on-luck-person sleeping in park. Does that make you a blogger? Nope. If you took a movie of them dancing and put it on youtube then you'd be an overnight celeb, but work like this will get your nowhere.

Picture of super pimped out van. Does this make you a blogger? Yep. It's almost as cool as the bus you blogged earlier. But that better be your picture on the side of it.

Picture of duck/goose/swan thing. Does that make you a blogger? No way, jose! Taht's like the anti-blog.

Crappy low-light picture of who-knows what. Does that make you a blogger? Nope. Anyone can do that.

Crappy out-of-focus (OOF), low-light picture of a bus we already saw. Does that make you a blogger? Unfortunately, yes. OOF pictures are a staple of all bloggers.

Picture of laptop on your bed. Does that make you a blogger? No. That just means that you can't afford a desk. Maybe you should spend less money on random cords and get yourself a desk.

Okay, so let's tally up the votes... 5 NO and 3 YES. Sorry dude(tte), you're not getting a dell and you're not a blogger. Kindly remove your "blog" from the blogging solar system. If we dont' have room in our blogging hearts for Pluto, then we don't have room for you either.